03-03-2024, 06:52 AM
"It's fake."
First we should establish the existence of wholesome chungus conspiracy theorists, who are the well-known stereotype of UFO or flat earth truthers. These people are commonly considered foolish or delusional, and in some cases they may be mentally ill. They're generally harmless, and the seemingly earnest dedication they have to unpopular beliefs can sometimes be endearing. They tend to support the status quo politically or be vaguely libertarian, because believing you've uncovered giant civilization-spanning conspiracies naturally lends itself towards nihilism when it comes to practical political issues.
True conspiracy believers have always been fringe, until at some point they weren't:
This interview is fascinating to me, in the first place it's incredible that Bob Lazar was even allowed on the Joe Rogan Experience. Rogan uncritically accepts Lazar's story, and in my opinion he's dumb enough to really believe it, since Rogan wouldn't want to tarnish his reputation by inviting on someone he believes to be a hoaxer. No one contradicts him in the comments, even though the story is obviously fake just from listening to Lazar talk about antigravity and element 115 with all his awkward excused pauses. Let alone believing Lazar after checking his Wikipedia page (did Jamie not pull that up before getting him on the show?). Judging from the comments however, many of Rogan's viewers did believe it, showing once again that normgroids are stupider than you think.
These people aren't exactly true believers though, since they mostly consider this podcast to be entertainment. They'll probably move on with their lives after watching a few more UFO videos and sharing them with their friends, unless they don't:
The Shroud of Turin is claimed to be Christ's burial shroud, but it was carbon dated to the 13th or 14th century, among other conclusive evidence that you can read about in more detail on Wikipedia. It would be easy to conclude that this user is making the same category error as the wholesome chungus conspiritard, since he's included in his bio "Every conspiracy theory is real". However, I've observed that he's fairly intelligent. This user is not innocent or deluded, he's cynical and morally corrupt.
You won't find at a convention of UFO cranks. You won't find him in the Joe Rogan Youtube comments, or /r/joerogan. You'll find him on Twitter, peddling nonsense he does not actually believe about gnomes or Atlantis for attention while pretending to be right wing. The motivation behind this user's behavior is different from the motivations of the wholesome chungus conspiratard, but his conspiratorial streak still arcs towards the same nihilistic position.
The low-grade conspiratard optimistically hopes that his fanciful theory will be proven correct, in the same way that the low-grade libtard optimistically has faith that affirmative action and government spending will solve social issues. The high-grade conspiratard cynically posts lies to gain attention from countersignalling the consensus, just as the high-grade libtard cynically promotes leftism to get ahead Patrick Bateman style.
Conspiracy culture in all its forms is subversive and fundamentally libtarded, as it represents the corrupt rejection of truth born from either weakness or betrayal. The truth is our domain, and it's our role to reject obvious lies and hoaxes such as the Shroud of Turin.
First we should establish the existence of wholesome chungus conspiracy theorists, who are the well-known stereotype of UFO or flat earth truthers. These people are commonly considered foolish or delusional, and in some cases they may be mentally ill. They're generally harmless, and the seemingly earnest dedication they have to unpopular beliefs can sometimes be endearing. They tend to support the status quo politically or be vaguely libertarian, because believing you've uncovered giant civilization-spanning conspiracies naturally lends itself towards nihilism when it comes to practical political issues.
True conspiracy believers have always been fringe, until at some point they weren't:
This interview is fascinating to me, in the first place it's incredible that Bob Lazar was even allowed on the Joe Rogan Experience. Rogan uncritically accepts Lazar's story, and in my opinion he's dumb enough to really believe it, since Rogan wouldn't want to tarnish his reputation by inviting on someone he believes to be a hoaxer. No one contradicts him in the comments, even though the story is obviously fake just from listening to Lazar talk about antigravity and element 115 with all his awkward excused pauses. Let alone believing Lazar after checking his Wikipedia page (did Jamie not pull that up before getting him on the show?). Judging from the comments however, many of Rogan's viewers did believe it, showing once again that normgroids are stupider than you think.
These people aren't exactly true believers though, since they mostly consider this podcast to be entertainment. They'll probably move on with their lives after watching a few more UFO videos and sharing them with their friends, unless they don't:
The Shroud of Turin is claimed to be Christ's burial shroud, but it was carbon dated to the 13th or 14th century, among other conclusive evidence that you can read about in more detail on Wikipedia. It would be easy to conclude that this user is making the same category error as the wholesome chungus conspiritard, since he's included in his bio "Every conspiracy theory is real". However, I've observed that he's fairly intelligent. This user is not innocent or deluded, he's cynical and morally corrupt.
You won't find
The low-grade conspiratard optimistically hopes that his fanciful theory will be proven correct, in the same way that the low-grade libtard optimistically has faith that affirmative action and government spending will solve social issues. The high-grade conspiratard cynically posts lies to gain attention from countersignalling the consensus, just as the high-grade libtard cynically promotes leftism to get ahead Patrick Bateman style.
Conspiracy culture in all its forms is subversive and fundamentally libtarded, as it represents the corrupt rejection of truth born from either weakness or betrayal. The truth is our domain, and it's our role to reject obvious lies and hoaxes such as the Shroud of Turin.