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Asuka*
50.82%
62 50.82%
Rei*
32.79%
40 32.79%
Misato*
8.20%
10 8.20%
Other*
8.20%
10 8.20%
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Best Girl
#21
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If it is a personality test then 93% of you have failed.

As for the idea that Asuka (or even worse, Rei) are somehow full of youthful vitality you fools are clearly forgetting that clones cannot have children. Their barren wombs will eventually drive your relationship to instability, and then failure. On the way there maybe she'll make you adopt some mulatto bastard. This is, btw, also why Asuka does not appear to age. She's not even a real (fictional) person! You might as well fall in love with a robotic loli fleshlight that beats you when it's angry.
#22
(10-16-2022, 06:32 PM)calico Wrote: At first I was going to fall back on ol' reliable (calling people who disagree with me pedophiles) - but it's clear from the lopsided results of this poll I am in fact surrounded by children.

Are zoomers even molested by upperclasswomen anymore or did Zoom school take that away from you all?

(10-16-2022, 10:58 PM)calico Wrote: She is 28 and had one boyfriend.

Clearly there is an enormous amount of cope going on in this thread. In fact, I believe you gentlemen are compensating for the fact you feel unworthy of the affections of the BEST girl and are in fact choosing what you believe to be the second best. The anime equivalent of talking to the fat girl!

(10-29-2022, 01:21 AM)calico Wrote: If it is a personality test then 93% of you have failed.

As for the idea that Asuka (or even worse, Rei) are somehow full of youthful vitality you fools are clearly forgetting that clones cannot have children. Their barren wombs will eventually drive your relationship to instability, and then failure. On the way there maybe she'll make you adopt some mulatto bastard. This is, btw, also why Asuka does not appear to age. She's not even a real (fictional) person! You might as well fall in love with a robotic loli fleshlight that beats you when it's angry.
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#23
I might live in a longhouse but I do so with the best girl of all time.
#24
(10-29-2022, 01:21 AM)calico Wrote: [Image: tumblr_onezneLjcl1uwhtt4o1_500.gifv]

If it is a personality test then 93% of you have failed.

As for the idea that Asuka (or even worse, Rei) are somehow full of youthful vitality you fools are clearly forgetting that clones cannot have children. Their barren wombs will eventually drive your relationship to instability, and then failure. On the way there maybe she'll make you adopt some mulatto bastard. This is, btw, also why Asuka does not appear to age. She's not even a real (fictional) person! You might as well fall in love with a robotic loli fleshlight that beats you when it's angry.

absolutely deranged. no one said we were taking the rebuilds into consideration.
behead all of those who insult asuka.
millions must die.
that is all.
#25
I am deeply sorry that your favorite girl is (hypothetically) past the age of consent. I must remind you, however, that she is still just a clone (I think) in the Rebuild. Thus: probably even more to your disturbed taste.

Notice how Misato critics have so far failed to address any of my claims, or any serious criticism of their choices. Deep down they know the truth. Many young man feel envious of beautiful women who they feel are unobtainable, what they fail to understand (and no neo-PUA  disguised as a 'le fashy intellectual dissident' will tell you) is that women are in, in fact, just people like you and me. They have flaws as well and are likely willing to overlook yours if you were to trim your fingernails and perhaps washed your clothes once in a while.

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It's all so tiresome sometimes...
#26
I agree with your statement in a general sense. How about we declare a truce (sans Reifags)?
#27
A lot of people misunderstand Rei, assuming she's a complete blank slate. This is partially true, but the truth is more complex.
Rei is a product of ZOGworld, she is created by a subordinate of SEELE to fulfil a fundamentally selfish and gay need. She has no personality, no human qualities besides the classic womanly passive following of orders. However, she is fundamentally angelic (and Asuka equally material) so through contemplation awakens; realizing that she is being used as a tool by people of weaker wills. Finally, due to her love, she realizes that the true thing she must do to redeem her actions is to give herself entirely to another, who is Shinji. I do not plan on arguing against Asuka here, but know that Rei is not a Jewish choice.
#28
Reibros...
#29
(11-14-2022, 06:58 AM)Toledo_Keyed Wrote: Reibros...

If the masses disagree, so be it. Rei bros will always win in the end because of natural law.
#30
I kinda liked Ritsuko
#31
I'd sell Asuka into slavery in Mauritania, I just find her insufferable. I knew some women like that, and I would be extremely cruel to them. Rei is sort of cute-ish but conceptually fake in a way that is very literal - kind of a longhouse-via-proxy and some oedipus bullshit, a youthful avatar of the earth mammy made flesh. But if we ignore all that I guess she is... acceptable. Misato is just a dodgy character who can't take care of herself and literally has the stereotypical daddy issues with the entire "I want to piss off my dead dad" thing. Ritsuko is like Misato but in the reverse - uptight somehow. Good looking, but just meh. Also smokes like a Turk, but I don't mind that much. She's not as fleshed out, I think.

They're all just damaged goods, beyond repair. Good people, all smart and want to do the right thing, but the baggage is just too much.

No, for me it's Mari, or whatever the pink chick with the big tits and glasses is called. Yeah, yeah, she's a character from the Rebuild but hey, nobody can stop me. Very much an "un-limited" character that just doesn't make a fuss, but not in a "no backbone" kind of thing like with Rei, but in a more "nothing personal" manner. Just more fun.
#32
Final test?

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#33
The one on the right because she's the tallest
#34
(12-09-2022, 10:37 AM)kirukuni Wrote: I assume everyone who voted other did so for Kwaoru. (Only the braindamaged show any interest in the rebuilds, and with them Mari).

Why do you bother? Edgy 16 year old gay boys are a very easy fuck if you're into that. If you've read minor amounts of philosophy or history and have a stable life, they'll bend over eagerly. Why would you fantasize about something so close at hand?

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An excellent "teachable moment" in the perpetual & barely-suppressed pederastic impulse pulsing throughout the Basal Eurasians of MENA Mohammedan societies, most prominently in Indo-Aryans (Greeks & Romans saw boy-loving as an Oriental Persian import, see also bacha bazi in Afghanistan - which tbf if you've seen Pashtun women outside of their beekeeper outfits, you would understand why this is!) but still not insignificantly in Semites as well. Burton's sotadic zone and Byssus' insights once again vindicated.

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#35
(12-08-2022, 05:53 PM)Zed Wrote: Final test?

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Rin obviously
#36
Rin.

The case for Kaworu is not a gay or sexual thing. Kaworufags say that he is the best companion for Shinji to not be so lonesome and gain some confidence. Bros before hoes and all of that. I am paraphrasing the number one Kaworubro Nick Fuentes here. I am an Asuka guy myself but don’t hate on Kaworubros.
#37
Just as my brain says Rei but my heart says Asuka, my brain says Saber but my heart says Rin. You always have to go with the heart.
#38
(12-10-2022, 10:31 PM)Chud Wrote: Thank you so much for salvaging that horrific "exchange".

I'll content myself with making jokes about fucking 14 year old anime waifus.
#39
(12-08-2022, 05:53 PM)Zed Wrote: Final test?

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Saber because she is aryan, Rin second, kill the wormslut.
#40
(12-08-2022, 02:49 PM)Svevlad Wrote: No, for me it's Mari, or whatever the pink chick with the big tits and glasses is called. Yeah, yeah, she's a character from the Rebuild but hey, nobody can stop me. Very much an "un-limited" character that just doesn't make a fuss, but not in a "no backbone" kind of thing like with Rei, but in a more "nothing personal" manner. Just more fun.

People like you should be gassed.



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