Best Girl

[Datacop]

As for the idea that Asuka (or even worse, Rei) are somehow full of youthful vitality you fools are clearly forgetting that clones cannot have children. Their barren wombs will eventually drive your relationship to instability, and then failure. On the way there maybe she'll make you adopt some mulatto bastard.

The famous muh fertility argument, I've already heard this a million times when fat whores are posted on tweeter dotcom. You know Misatofags are desperate when they start pointing to the Rebuilds to prove their point.

women are in, in fact, just people like you and me. They have flaws as well and are likely willing to overlook yours if you were to trim your fingernails and perhaps washed your clothes once in a while.

Points like these are an instant tell that Misato is the sour grapes choice. Oh wow, goodie gumdrops, a used up female would love me if I just picked myself up by my bootstraps and manned up?! If not wanting a therapy-case roastie over the skinny young virgins makes me picky, then sure, I'm picky. The question isn't "which one would you sex?" it's "who is BEST GIRL", and whoever you choose among the EVA girls, it's obvious which one is the wrong answer.

[calico]

The Rebuilds are good. The only reason anyone dislikes them is because they make an attempt to actually add some sort of characterization to their favorite waifus (both Rei and Asuka are inherently pathetic characters - and abysmal choices for Shinji). I doubt you could find anyone who wasn't a Reifag or Asukatard who didn't enjoy them.

[BillyONare]

"Nietzsche was not a nazi"
"Age of consent is fine"
"Cunny is bad"
"Asuka is bad"
"Join the military"
"Don't let babies drink raw milk"
"Babies should wear diapers, it doesn't lower their IQ"
"Will to power and the Overman are just metaphors goy"

[Datacop]

The Rebuilds are good. The only reason anyone dislikes them is because they make an attempt to actually add some sort of characterization to their favorite waifus (both Rei and Asuka are inherently pathetic characters - and abysmal choices for Shinji). I doubt you could find anyone who wasn't a Reifag or Asukatard who didn't enjoy them.

The Rebuilds absolutely plastered over everyone's characterization from the actual show, you're only defending it to posture about the presumed infertility of Rei and Asuka because you think that argument would be convincing to trad-sympathetic users. What you've just said is "the only people who didn't like Rebuilds are people who liked the characters who get ruined in the Rebuilds." Never post again

[calico]

Incorrect, Billy. I would never encourage anyone to join the military. It's gay!

[obscurefish]

I think Ritsuko (followed by Rei) was the most attractive woman in the show, and it's ironic she is such an unpopular choice given that she was originally intended to be the primary fanservice character.

[Datacop]

I think Ritsuko (followed by Rei) was the most attractive woman in the show, and it's ironic she is such an unpopular choice given that she was originally intended to be the primary fanservice character.

Is that true? I've never heard of that before. If its true, its very funny how her character developed in production from the fanservice to Gendo's sloppy seconds.

Admittedly, there is something conceptually nice about a girl like Ritsuko who is so obsessed with you that she would kill you, the girl she thinks you're cheating on her with, and then herself. That being said, she has the same baggage as Misato in this debate; being a 20-something non-virgin put against two fit, nubile young girls in latex suits. Would I fuck her? Maybe. But is she BEST? Zero chance.

[PIGSAW]

I voted "Other*" for Mana from Girlfriend of Steel (which I haven't played), as this is a vote for a fire-crotch without the intolerable e-girl traits of Asuka (as well as an obscure choice, insuring no one has touched her). Although I have deep respect for any fellow aristocrats who want to drill fire-crotch, as all women behave like Asuka now (minus being pre-wall, perpetually 14, etc.) the "firey" allure is reduced to ash, and Rei becomes the superior choice.

There's nothing more heterosexual than wanting to fuck dolls.

[anthony]

Mana is so based. Amazing how such a worthy contender came from fan-work. Totally respectable answer.

[PIGSAW]

I forgot to mention, on the Misato Question— you're only supposed to think she's hot if you're Shinji's age. It is hot to be raped by a 28yo longhouse cop (if she's thin, obviously) when you're 14, because you are both young (I know 28 is pushing it, but since it's anime, we can assume that she would not look 28).

Fucking a young woman who's older than you within a framework where both of you are young is a specific, limited circumstance, and it's the most crucial aspect of the MQ which is, for some reason, never brought up.
If you are old, and you want to fuck an "older woman" you are just an old person that wants to have old sex.

FLCL is primarily about this and is an expansion of Shinji's dynamic with women in Evangelion, though more focused and realized.
However, millennials may have been poisoned by this (among other things) as many (now in their 30's) still operate on wanting an "older woman" (this is of course connected to boomers holocausting their families, desire to replace or substitute absent parents).

[carcinoEugenicist]

One problem with this question is that their are 3 or 4 relevant Reis in the original series alone from my knowledge. If I remember correctly, the Rei that committed kamikaze by blowing up her S2 engine while an angel was inside her was by far the most based Rei, not just for suicidal commitment but also by starting to show human personality and real development before her death. The Rei/Asuka debate is difficult because it ends up being a debate between two platonic ideals, which can both be expressed in positive and negative ways. I typically consider myself an Asukafag, but I would absolutely be a Reifag for the right Rei.



Misato is Norwood though.

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I forgot to mention, on the Misato Question— you're only supposed to think she's hot if you're Shinji's age. It is hot to be raped by a 28yo longhouse cop (if she's thin, obviously) when you're 14, because you are both young (I know 28 is pushing it, but since it's anime, we can assume that she would not look 28).

Fucking a young woman who's older than you within a framework where both of you are young is a specific, limited circumstance, and it's the most crucial aspect of the MQ which is, for some reason, never brought up.
If you are old, and you want to fuck an "older woman" you are just an old person that wants to have old sex.

FLCL is primarily about this and is an expansion of Shinji's dynamic with women in Evangelion, though more focused and realized.
However, millennials may have been poisoned by this (among other things) as many (now in their 30's) still operate on wanting an "older woman" (this is of course connected to boomers holocausting their families, desire to replace or substitute absent parents).

I have not seen FLCL so I won't comment on that, but I cannot agree more RE: the Misato dynamic. It makes sense for Shinji to want to fuck Misato, and it makes sense for Kaji to want to fuck Misato - but the 20s-30s man holding onto Misato as an extension of a "Mommy GF" older woman fantasy is a very common archetype online. I can't condemn all Misatofags, but I will criticize the majority that fit this pattern.

I can't be too critical of the age situation with Misatofags though, because Ritsuko absolutely does it for me in all honesty - although this is more due to a Women In STEM complex I have.

[PIGSAW]

One problem with this question is that their are 3 or 4 relevant Reis in the original series alone from my knowledge. If I remember correctly, the Rei that committed kamikaze by blowing up her S2 engine while an angel was inside her was by far the most based Rei, not just for suicidal commitment but also by starting to show human personality and real development before her death. 

Excellent point wrt Reiclones, I agree.

The Rei/Asuka debate is difficult because it ends up being a debate between two platonic ideals, which can both be expressed in positive and negative ways. I typically consider myself an Asukafag, but I would absolutely be a Reifag for the right Rei.

"Best Girl" debate is a simulation for discussing various traits of women in a world where they have disappeared, though I imagine anyone here already knows this.

I have not seen FLCL so I won't comment on that,

I recommend it, and the subsequent manga by Ueda (and nothing else), to anyone sensitive or interested in understanding '00s trends (I repeat myself).

It makes sense for Shinji to want to fuck Misato, and it makes sense for Kaji to want to fuck Misato - but the 20s-30s man holding onto Misato as an extension of a "Mommy GF" older woman fantasy is a very common archetype online.

Apt comparison. I remember playing Undertale around when it was first released (I mention this because from the outpouring of Toriel porn on Tumblr I assumed the game had been released long before people were insisting I play it) and I found the intro somewhat tragic— that the reason there was SO much porn of her was simply because she was a simulation of a kind woman.

[carcinoEugenicist]

I recommend it, and the subsequent manga by Ueda (and nothing else), to anyone sensitive or interested in understanding '00s trends (I repeat myself).

It's been recommended to me by my one irl friend who has decent taste in these types of things and I've been intending to get into it for a while - so yeah I'll watch it.

RE: Toriel 
It is a tragedy, and frankly I have no clue how to help those people.

[VitruvianIncel]

I'm going to fuck the giant Instrumentality woman. No one can stop me.

[MikkaFan1488]

Rei is less annoying, Asuka is more attractive. 
Asuka personally would change after you rape fix her, its just how those types are, for this reason she would be best girl.
Rei would be boring, shes an asian-robot-slave and that always came across when I watched the show.

[calico]

I think Ritsuko (followed by Rei) was the most attractive woman in the show, and it's ironic she is such an unpopular choice given that she was originally intended to be the primary fanservice character.

She's just not truly featured in any meaningful way on her own. Her whole character is basically just a conversational foil for others.

I read somewhere there's only 3 times she's not wearing lipstick and it's when Gendo is canonically not at NERV. Whatever plans there might've been for her got shelved until the Rebuilds (where she is far more interesting, IMO). Even her big moment in End of Eva (attempting to kill Gendo) is basically just an excuse for him to monologue. If the show went on longer she could've had much more potential.

[parsifal]

I can't be too critical of the age situation with Misatofags though, because Ritsuko absolutely does it for me in all honesty - although this is more due to a Women In STEM complex I have.

women in STEM are awful. not a single one grasps the concept of femininity, what on earth could one see in them?

[Datacop]

women in STEM are awful. not a single one grasps the concept of femininity, what on earth could one see in them?

This seems like relatively recently-emerging fetish among RWers for type-A peevish bureaucrats. Think the love for Sanna Marin and AOC on twitter. It's a way to digest being harangued by women administrators. If I can't talk back or hit them without getting fired/arrested, I'm going to indulge in the most degenerate pantyhose-ripping office hatefuck fantasies imaginable in an attempt to ruin her in my mind. It's like imagining killing your boss. Not talking from experience btw

[BillyONare]

"AOC is the opposite of a woman in STEM"

[carcinoEugenicist]

I can't be too critical of the age situation with Misatofags though, because Ritsuko absolutely does it for me in all honesty - although this is more due to a Women In STEM complex I have.

women in STEM are awful. not a single one grasps the concept of femininity, what on earth could one see in them?

Frankly I can't explain it in a way that isn't post-hoc, psychoanalyzing this is left as an exercise for the reader.