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Asuka*
50.81%
63 50.81%
Rei*
32.26%
40 32.26%
Misato*
8.06%
10 8.06%
Other*
8.87%
11 8.87%
Total 124 vote(s) 100%
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Best Girl
Thulean Asuka
Asuka is the only option because she’s the only one who’s not just genetically but also spiritually Aryan. All it would take is showing her a copy of Theodore N. Kaufman’s Germany Must Perish! for her to go full 14/88:



[Image: Thulean-Asuka.jpg]



I cannot for the life of me imagine any of the other Eva girls caring about the JQ no matter how many jpegs and pdfs you show them. You’d be trying to run Aryan software on non-Aryan hardware. Even if you could get it to work eventually, it will never compare to how those thoughts could be running natively.



I pick Asuka because she’s the only one I could feasibly imagine watching The Greatest Story Never Told with. 



Interestingly though, while Rei doesn’t have an official birthday; Asuka & Misato are both Sagittarius with birthdays only 4 days apart and Ritsuko is a Scorpio but she’s born right on the cusp; meaning she’s actually part Sagittarius as well. What the FUCK did Anno mean by this? Astrologically they would all have quite similar dispositions if you wifed them. 🤔
calico
The simple fact of the matter is that women peak at 28 and none of you are prepared to deal with this.
Guest
(04-26-2023, 09:46 PM)calico Wrote: The simple fact of the matter is that women peak at 28 and none of you are prepared to deal with this.
Someone post the Ilya graph of sexual attraction to ages plox
Guest
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This here above is my whole argument.
calico
I'm starting to see more and more "Other" votes without explanation and it's starting to concern me...
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GrandWizardVera
(03-21-2023, 08:58 AM)Thulean Asuka Wrote: Asuka is the only option because she’s the only one who’s not just genetically but also spiritually Aryan. All it would take is showing her a copy of Theodore N. Kaufman’s Germany Must Perish! for her to go full 14/88:



[Image: Thulean-Asuka.jpg]



I cannot for the life of me imagine any of the other Eva girls caring about the JQ no matter how many jpegs and pdfs you show them. You’d be trying to run Aryan software on non-Aryan hardware. Even if you could get it to work eventually, it will never compare to how those thoughts could be running natively.



I pick Asuka because she’s the only one I could feasibly imagine watching The Greatest Story Never Told with. 



Interestingly though, while Rei doesn’t have an official birthday; Asuka & Misato are both Sagittarius with birthdays only 4 days apart and Ritsuko is a Scorpio but she’s born right on the cusp; meaning she’s actually part Sagittarius as well. What the FUCK did Anno mean by this? Astrologically they would all have quite similar dispositions if you wifed them. 🤔

Absolutly ruined, Asuka fags cant conceive of a "le based" female without distorting the femininity and purity of her figure. Especially with this coalish perception of attempting to fantasize about teaching her about the JQ and all that, GAY!
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(07-11-2023, 12:33 AM)GrandWizardVera Wrote: Absolutly ruined, Asuka fags cant conceive of a "le based" female without distorting the femininity and purity of her figure. Especially with this coalish perception of attempting to fantasize about teaching her about the JQ and all that, GAY!

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Guest
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Corvid
(07-04-2023, 06:52 PM)calico Wrote: I'm starting to see more and more "Other" votes without explanation and it's starting to concern me...

It's called Maya Ibuki Legion and they are going to kill you.
BookOfAshes
You fags should start thinking outside the box
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Guest
most waifufags don't even like their waifu. look at asukafags. they have changed her skull shape. i havne't watched the avengelion or whatever but her skull above her eyes is definitely different in the pictures that are stills from an anime versus tribute art. you don't even know what she looks like anymore, you forgot who asuka langley is.
calico
Not only that Guest, they changed everything about her. Even her name!

The only thing which attracts weebs to Asuka is their low self-esteem. They simply can't imagine being with a girl who isn't an enormous bitch all the time for no reason. You could replace her your average E-girl and they'd be just as happy as long as she treated them like garbage.
Guest
Asuka fights back and eventually gives up. It's like drinking carbonated sodas, they prick your senses as they go down but they're very easy to drink, the pricking is therapeutic. Some depictions are way less tolerable than others.
Illustrious
(09-29-2023, 06:41 PM)calico Wrote: Not only that Guest, they changed everything about her. Even her name!

The only thing which attracts weebs to Asuka is their low self-esteem. They simply can't imagine being with a girl who isn't an enormous bitch all the time for no reason. You could replace her your average E-girl and they'd be just as happy as long as she treated them like garbage.

You wouldn't get it.

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JohnTrent
(09-29-2023, 06:41 PM)calico Wrote: Not only that Guest, they changed everything about her. Even her name!

The only thing which attracts weebs to Asuka is their low self-esteem. They simply can't imagine being with a girl who isn't an enormous bitch all the time for no reason. You could replace her your average E-girl and they'd be just as happy as long as she treated them like garbage.

I interpret people who choose Asuka to be like Shakespeare's Petruchio: they admire the challenge of the shrew, and alter her behavior as they wish. Of course, Katherina (read: Asuka) is the one who reveals her undying loyalty near the end, winning a contest of obedience. Bianca (read: Rei) and the widow (read: Misato or Other) are absent from this contest.

Quote:PETRUCHIO:
Nay, I will win my wager better yet,
And show more sign of her obedience,
Her new-built virtue and obedience.
[Taming of the Shrew, Act V, Scene II]

By having once been clever and combative, Katherina now understands the importance of submission, far more than the others:

Quote:KATHERINA:
Even such a woman oweth to her husband;
And when she is froward, peevish, sullen, sour,
And not obedient to his honest will,
What is she but a foul contending rebel
And graceless traitor to her loving lord?—
I am asham’d that women are so simple
To offer war where they should kneel for peace,
Or seek for rule, supremacy, and sway,
When they are bound to serve, love, and obey.
[Taming of the Shrew, Act V, Scene II]
Tuxisa
Pursing Asuka IS the faustian choice, a mountain to climb. A river to cross... CHALLANGE!
calico
Tuxisa Wrote:Pursing Asuka IS the faustian choice, a mountain to climb. A river to cross... CHALLANGE!
The point of Faust is that women are ephemeral and will never satisfy man's desire to be loved by God. Please try again after you have taken World Literature class.
thankyoucomeagain
I can tolerate Rei, and clearly she can be fiercely loyal. I cannot tolerate Asuka, and Misato is just disgusting.
Ichor_Juice
Really should do one of these for You-Zitsu girls. Decide once and for all between Horikita, Kushida, Ichinose, and Kei. Perhaps keep track of all the Kei-fags at the end; maybe ban them all forever as a consequence of their poor judgement perhaps? Kidding. Still, Evangelion seems to be a bit too . . . binary. Misato psychos only choose her to keep up their contrarian streak. Its practically a vote for the libertarian candidate. I have 5 dollary-doos ready to bet that Nigel Carlsmad is one of those faithful 10 psychos.
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