Norwood Vocal Tics
#41
While meaning can be taken from the discussion itself, does anyone care to explain to the uninitiated the Norwood etymology?
#42
Quote:While meaning can be taken from the discussion itself, does anyone care to explain to the uninitiated the Norwood etymology?

The "Norwood Scale" of male pattern baldness.

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#43
Here's one or perhaps its just Reddit Rick & Morty speak.
Short and snappy life advice, often just a boomer's idea of a recalcitrant badass.
"Shoplift from corporations. Ride a motorbike. Be Gay, Do Crime."
A bit like during the nig riots when Logo would say "Don't be mad. Go out and join them and meet a girl." No thank you.
It also finds itself at home among the wydna crowd with "Lift weights. Find God. Marry and have babies. Don't watch porn. Read old books. Don't eat seed oil."
I think it's the style that makes me roll my eyes.
#44
Yikes. Folks, I mean there's a lot to unpack here but there's no evidence that norwood vocal ticks are a thing.
#45
Seek help.
#46
"Meds, now."

(04-05-2022, 01:02 PM)Trevor Bauer Wrote: Yikes. Folks, I mean there's a lot to unpack here but there's no evidence that norwood vocal ticks are a thing.

It is a pattern your brain learns to pick up over time, spend more time on the heavensite.
#47
"Chose violence"/"woke up and chose violence" (not 100% sure if this is norwood specifically or another more general sort of vocal tic)

Also no one has mentioned "fuck around and find out" yet.
#48
"Deeply unserious people."
#49
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(04-05-2022, 01:02 PM)Trevor Bauer Wrote: Yikes. Folks, I mean there's a lot to unpack here but there's no evidence that norwood vocal ticks are a thing.

It is a pattern your brain learns to pick up over time, spend more time on the heavensite.

That was a joke.

I meant to introduce 'no evidence' too. That is another one. Norwoods are always philosophically illiterate atheists, so conceive of evidence as 'facts' which are theory-neutral and relevant to all observers in all paradigms.
#50
(04-08-2022, 10:58 PM)Trevor Bauer Wrote: Norwoods are always philosophically illiterate atheists[...]

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#51
I think as of recently I'm anti-soyjak-posting as a matter of principle. Someone mentioned here about how soyjak/gigachad posters tend to post a lot of either one or the other - their minds tend to either jolly self-exuberance in the face of opposition, or else to seeking out ugliness, pointing at it, and amplifying it. There's some cartoonist, I can't and don't care to remember the name, who only, exclusively, posts depictions of hated leftists in the ugliest most revolting way possible. That's the entirety of their artistic career, and entirety of what they're putting out into the world, is ugliness. If this is the case, and as such you're of the devil, why should I care whether you're "right-wing"? The product is the same.

Yes, sometimes ugly things must be pointed at so they can be torn down, but at the end of the day nourishing beauty is your singular duty to God. The career critic has no real existence, and contributes nothing.

You are what you eat, and what you post. This has nothing to do with "being nice" to others, but with what you're nourishing within yourself. If you spend all day immersing yourself in ugliness, you're going to be an ugly person. Be careful out there.
#52
(04-09-2022, 04:50 AM)Opossum Wrote: You are what you eat, and what you post. This has nothing to do with "being nice" to others, but with what you're nourishing within yourself. If you spend all day immersing yourself in ugliness, you're going to be an ugly person.

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#53
(04-09-2022, 04:50 AM)Opossum Wrote: [...] If you [mock my enervated, pearl-clutching outlook by posting soyjaks], you're going to be an ugly person. Be careful out there.

I am very beautiful.
#54
(04-09-2022, 04:50 AM)Opossum Wrote: You are what you eat, and what you post. This has nothing to do with "being nice" to others, but with what you're nourishing within yourself. If you spend all day immersing yourself in ugliness, you're going to be an ugly person. Be careful out there.

All of the most excellent and beautiful people I know post soyjak. "muh so much beauty in the world" kitschsoomers are all unsettlingly retarded and spiritually wrong. Soyjak posting isn't ugly. The clarity and insight of it is pleasing like nothing else. Good soyjak/gigachad dialogues are better than pictures of cats.
#55
(04-09-2022, 04:50 AM)Opossum Wrote: I think as of recently I'm anti-soyjak-posting as a matter of principle. Someone mentioned here about how soyjak/gigachad posters tend to post a lot of either one or the other - their minds tend to either jolly self-exuberance in the face of opposition, or else to seeking out ugliness, pointing at it, and amplifying it. There's some cartoonist, I can't and don't care to remember the name, who only, exclusively, posts depictions of hated leftists in the ugliest most revolting way possible. That's the entirety of their artistic career, and entirety of what they're putting out into the world, is ugliness. If this is the case, and as such you're of the devil, why should I care whether you're "right-wing"? The product is the same.

Yes, sometimes ugly things must be pointed at so they can be torn down, but at the end of the day nourishing beauty is your singular duty to God. The career critic has no real existence, and contributes nothing.

You are what you eat, and what you post. This has nothing to do with "being nice" to others, but with what you're nourishing within yourself. If you spend all day immersing yourself in ugliness, you're going to be an ugly person. Be careful out there.

Eli Valley immediately springs to mind as an artist famous only for grotesque caricatures of his opponents, but he's an archlib

Maybe that guy who makes conservative comics depicting, say Ocasio Cortez, as a spittle-spewing, shrieking harpy with saucers for eyes?
#56
My appreciation for beauty and good increased tenfold as my soyjak folder grew into hundreds upon hundreds of images.
#57
(04-09-2022, 04:50 AM)Opossum Wrote: I think as of recently I'm anti-soyjack-posting as matter of principle...You are what you eat, and what you post. This has nothing to do with "being nice" to others, but with what you're nourishing within yourself. If you spend all day immersing yourself in ugliness, you're going to be an ugly person. Be careful out there.


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#58
@Opossum you confuse shitposting with going out your way to consume garbage. The trick is to take it as satire, mockery. What you describe would arise when someone would start treating (their own) soyjaking like a janny treats his "job"
#59
(04-09-2022, 04:50 AM)Opossum Wrote: You are what you eat, and what you post. This has nothing to do with "being nice" to others, but with what you're nourishing within yourself. If you spend all day immersing yourself in ugliness, you're going to be an ugly person. Be careful out there.

Normies have been trying to taint gigachad and soyjaks to little avail. They still remain one of the more amusing shitpost styles. And these "beauty" obsessives are on the pipeline to having an adopted black son like that Achilles guy.
#60
To get the norwood catalog rolling again, my contribution is the resort to sarcasm since you can't/won't say retard:
"smooth brain"
"galaxy brain"
"brain genius"



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