Templism Q&A

[Mladorossi88]

Describe Templist cosmology with an anime analogy

[The_Author]

Describe Templist cosmology with an anime analogy

When obesuki-chan went to the Kingdom of Seven Heavens, he found nothing there. That is when the Naruto ninja pulled out his flaming dragon sword, and he said: ha ha ha, behold! There is but one kingdom, and it is the kingdom of the world. Then two little girls appeared beside him. One left, one right. They were both missing their left and right arms, respectively, and their big eyes gleamed. Pointing to the left one, he said, THIS, is atom. Atom represents all matter in the universe. An unnecessary close up focuses on her face, which assumes an expression as though she has just been stabbed. Pointing to the right one, he said, THIS, is empty space. Empty space represents the emptiness between atoms.

The naruto ninja proceeded to sexually molest the two young women, explaining that when one moved, the other necessarily vacated its position, and when one vacated its position, the other necessarily moved.

Obesuki-chan asked, "No way! What?! But what does it mean!?" The ninja, whose name was, Lord Hirohito, said: the universe is one big egg, much like the egg of a fertile young woman...only, it is not a completely solid egg. It is an egg with some space within it. Outside of it, is infinite space.

Obesuki-chan said "WHATTTTT?! Infinite space!??" Lord Hirohito did a quadruple backflip spin move, drawing his sword, and said: yes, and as you have just learned by my molestation of atoms and space, space repels atoms, and atoms repel space. This is the SAME as saying that space attracts space, and atoms attract atoms. This, you call GRAVITY! Now, since space is infinite, it follows that the space within the egg is attracted outside of it. Yet, it is confined within the egg. Therefore, it explodes from out of the edges of the egg, sending its atoms flying, which temporarily increases the dispersion of the atoms. Since atoms attract, this dispersion ultimately clusters together once again, but only imperfectly, occasioning yet another egg-explosion cycle, and therefore, the universe recurs eternally!

Obesuki-chan said, "no! no!", but Lord Hirohito nodded with glee. He said, "you will experience this exact moment again and again", as he began to sexually assault the protagonist, making loud smacking and licking noises.