skorr
10-25-2023, 01:38 PM
Recently a friend of mine sent this to me.
I immediately began an investigation - apparently it's a new point-and-click visual novel thingamajig called The Coffin of Andy and LeyLey. Let me list the positives:
1) It's romantic, which means that it is right-wing. As we know, the Left hates all romance and even sex, to an extent.
2) It is anti-racemixing - not only are both Andy and LeyLey white, but they also share a common ethnic background.
3) It's morally transgressive - you actually eat someone, from what I've heard.
4) LeyLey is the perfect goth girlfriend - she's aggressive and a yandere - that's another gift of the based Japanese, it means she's violently obsessed with you. As we know, the more women diverge from stifling cultural norms, the more right wing they are.
5) Andrew is the ultimate sensitive young man. To an ignorant onlooker, he's a dysfunctional pushover, but look within. An appreciation for the macabre, a love of symbolism and poetry....truly a vision of high life from the Bronze Age.
As for the negatives, I have heard that you don't actually get to have sex with LeyLey in the game, you can only talk about it after the fact. Will hopefully be fixed as they make more content for it.
So the premise of the game is that Andrew and Ashley Graves are locked in their apartment because of some sort of pandemic. This is a metaphor for the Longhouse.
You escape the Longhouse by violating artificial moral constructions.
This is where the game features some acts that may offend the sensibilities of puritans and prudes. They'll say, "This is disgusting! Andy and LeyLey are siblings, they shouldn't be having an incestuous relationship."
Obviously the sentiment of a beta male cuck.
Also, they might say, "This game promotes patricide and devil worship!"
Look - it's all symbolic. You transgress the Judeo-Christian morality that keeps you in the longhouse. Your parents are evil authoritarians who are suppressing your will to power. Someone like that communist Adrian Vermeule (probably the biggest threat to the Right currently) or that coaler SpinachBrah would shriek "DEMONS!". You do summon a "demon", but I believe this is a symbol for the renewal of the Bronze Age Spirit that gets you out of the Longhouse.
I can already guess what other interlocutors on this forum are going to say. "There's nothing about sodomy in this game, how can it be based?" "Skorr, I really do not think there is anything 'right wing' about this game. 'Right wing', conceptually speaking, is when you read 19th century reactionaries." "Where the FUCK is Vaporeon?"
All of these people have no vision.
The Coffin of Andy and LeyLey is a game about true love which will consume the world. It's also cool because it's about hyper-hormonal teenage lust/love, something that modern soft zoomers do not understand, they would rather sit in their rooms and masturbate to pokemon or whatever.
Already it's inspired 6 pages worth of Right Wing Art, hosted at rule34.xxx (search for "the_coffin_of_andy_and_leyley").
So please, play this game. Encourage your friends and family to play it. Think of it this way. If you've ever read Mishima, Celine, or BAP, then you know that Nazism is all about decadence, and so I firmly believe this game is a rabbit hole leading to Adolf Hitler and Nazism.
I immediately began an investigation - apparently it's a new point-and-click visual novel thingamajig called The Coffin of Andy and LeyLey. Let me list the positives:
1) It's romantic, which means that it is right-wing. As we know, the Left hates all romance and even sex, to an extent.
2) It is anti-racemixing - not only are both Andy and LeyLey white, but they also share a common ethnic background.
3) It's morally transgressive - you actually eat someone, from what I've heard.
4) LeyLey is the perfect goth girlfriend - she's aggressive and a yandere - that's another gift of the based Japanese, it means she's violently obsessed with you. As we know, the more women diverge from stifling cultural norms, the more right wing they are.
5) Andrew is the ultimate sensitive young man. To an ignorant onlooker, he's a dysfunctional pushover, but look within. An appreciation for the macabre, a love of symbolism and poetry....truly a vision of high life from the Bronze Age.
As for the negatives, I have heard that you don't actually get to have sex with LeyLey in the game, you can only talk about it after the fact. Will hopefully be fixed as they make more content for it.
So the premise of the game is that Andrew and Ashley Graves are locked in their apartment because of some sort of pandemic. This is a metaphor for the Longhouse.
You escape the Longhouse by violating artificial moral constructions.
This is where the game features some acts that may offend the sensibilities of puritans and prudes. They'll say, "This is disgusting! Andy and LeyLey are siblings, they shouldn't be having an incestuous relationship."
Obviously the sentiment of a beta male cuck.
Also, they might say, "This game promotes patricide and devil worship!"
Look - it's all symbolic. You transgress the Judeo-Christian morality that keeps you in the longhouse. Your parents are evil authoritarians who are suppressing your will to power. Someone like that communist Adrian Vermeule (probably the biggest threat to the Right currently) or that coaler SpinachBrah would shriek "DEMONS!". You do summon a "demon", but I believe this is a symbol for the renewal of the Bronze Age Spirit that gets you out of the Longhouse.
I can already guess what other interlocutors on this forum are going to say. "There's nothing about sodomy in this game, how can it be based?" "Skorr, I really do not think there is anything 'right wing' about this game. 'Right wing', conceptually speaking, is when you read 19th century reactionaries." "Where the FUCK is Vaporeon?"
All of these people have no vision.
The Coffin of Andy and LeyLey is a game about true love which will consume the world. It's also cool because it's about hyper-hormonal teenage lust/love, something that modern soft zoomers do not understand, they would rather sit in their rooms and masturbate to pokemon or whatever.
Already it's inspired 6 pages worth of Right Wing Art, hosted at rule34.xxx (search for "the_coffin_of_andy_and_leyley").
So please, play this game. Encourage your friends and family to play it. Think of it this way. If you've ever read Mishima, Celine, or BAP, then you know that Nazism is all about decadence, and so I firmly believe this game is a rabbit hole leading to Adolf Hitler and Nazism.